Exiting this life as an Orgasm…

This just made me laugh so. There’s no source I can find but the idea is simply too good not to send on into the Universe…

                                  Living Life Backwards

1st.  You should start out dead, and get it out of the way. You’ll wake up in a retirement home feeling better every day.

2nd.  You get kicked out for being too healthy, you then go collect your pension, and when you start work you get a gold watch your first day.

3rd.  You work 40 years until you’re young enough to enjoy retirement. You drink alcohol, you party, you get ready for high school.

4th.  Then you go to primary school, be a kid have no responsibilities.

5th. You become a baby get lots of love and attention.

6th. You spend 9 months in a spa with room service.

And you finish this life off as an Orgasm…how wonderful.

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