The only difference between death and taxes is that death doesn’t get worse every time Congress meets.
Make crime pay, become a lawyer.
I bet after seeing us, George Washington would sue us for calling him, “Father”.
Do the best you can and don’t take life too serious.
All I know is what I read in the papers and that’s an alibi for my ignorance.
We are all here for a spell, get all the good laughs you can.
About all I can say about the United States Senate is that it opens with a prayer… and closes with an investigation.
This country has come to feel the same when Congress is in session as when the baby gets hold of the hammer.
All Will Rogers and all the best…what a wonderful, generous life this hilarious and gentle soul led. Read about him…it’s worth the time.