Funny Irish Quotes…

If you can not get rid of the family skeleton, you may as well make it dance.       George Bernard Shaw

Have you heard about the Irish boomerang? It doesn’t come back, it just sings and sings about how much it wants to.         Unknown

We can’t win at home, we can’t win away. I just can’t figure out where else to play!      Jock Brown Celtic General Manager

If all Economists were laid end to end, they would not reach a conclusion.       Denis Healy

A nun describing a woman in heels…”She was like a  cat on scissors.”

On a bad golf shot…”Even if that ball was wrapped in bacon, Lassie couldn’t find it.”

and finally…”Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go…”      Oscar Wilde

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