One night years ago working as a night desk clerk in a little motel I got this obscene phone call. I was stunned, as I’d never gotten one at work before. Then one of the earlier customers came down to complain about lousy air conditioning and got clocked on the head by a soaking ceiling tile right in front of me and I had to put my caller on hold. I doubt the poor twisted soul had ever heard, “Hold Please!” in the commission of his crime.
I can’t even complete an obscene phone call in peace.