More Funny Quotes…

Nietzsche was stupid and abnormal.         Leo Tolstoy

This stammer got me a home in Beverly Hills, and I’m not about to screw with it now.      Bob Newhart

 Fighting for Peace is like Screwing for Virginity.      George Carlin

 Just cause you got the monkey off your back doens’t mean the circus has left town.      George Carlin

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One response to “More Funny Quotes…

  1. That last one is great.

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