Quotes from the far side…

“What a splendid head, and yet no brain.”        Aesop


“The smaller the mind the greater the conceit.”      Aesop


“You can pretend to be serious, you can not pretend to be witty.”     Sacha Guitry


“Fate decides who walks into your life, YOU decide who stays.”        unknown


“If you can’t handle me at my worst, you sure as hell don’t deserve me at my best.”              Marilyn Monroe  (thanks Susan!)


“Worry is a misuse of Imagination'”     Dan Zadra


“Everyone wants to be Cary Grant. Even I want to be Cary Grant.”        Cary Grant 


“One thing they never tell you about child raising is that for the rest of your life, at the drop of a hat, you are expected to know your childs name and how old he or she is.”          Erma Bombeck


“Children nowadays are tyrants. They contradict their parents, gobble their food and tyrannise their Teachers.”        Socrates


“The only reason for being a professional writer is you can’t help it.”      Leo Rosten


“Deliberation; The act of examining one’s bread to determine which side it is buttered on.”       Ambrose Bierce


“You might think that after thousands of years of coming up too soon and getting frozen, the Crocus family would have had a little sense knocked into it.”             Robert Benchley


And finally a blast from the past to Congress….Re; Banking and Monopoly LAWS….


” Beware, Beware;  He cheats without scruple, who can without fear.”    Benjamin Franklin

One response to “Quotes from the far side…

  1. “If you can’t handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don’t deserve me at my best.” Marilyn Monroe

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