Funny Quotes on Dieting and weight…

You know it’s time to diet when you push away from the table and the table moves.     Quoted in The Cockle Bur

My Doctor told me to stop having intimate dinners for four unless there are three other people.     Orson Welles

Stressed spelled backwards is desserts. Coincidence? I think not!      Author Unknown

No diet will remove all the fat from your body because the brain is entirely fat. Without a brain, you might look good but all you can do is run for public office.       George Bernard Shaw

Number one on the bestseller list is usually a Cooking Book, closely followed by Number two, the Dieting book. Therein lies the problem, sequencing!       Sheila Follman    

She looked as if she had been poured into her clothes and forgotten to say “when”.       P.G. Wodehouse

Gluttony is trying to eat your problems, one at a time.      Sheila Follman

If hunger isn’t the problem, food won’t be the answer.    Author Unknown

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