Funny Sex Quotes…

Men wake up aroused in the morning. We can’t help it.  We just wake up and we want you. And the women are thinking, “How can he want me the way I look in the morning?”  It’s because we can’t see you. We have no blood anywhere near our optic nerve.             Andy Rooney

 

I think I could fall madly in bed with you-            Author Unknown

 

A chicken and an egg are lying in bed. The chicken is smoking a cigarette with a satisfied smile on its face and the egg is frowning and looking put out. The egg mutters to no one in particular, “I guess we answered THAT question.”             Author Unknown

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