Years ago my sister Kate the best and most understanding of humans happened to be the responsible party (she almost ALWAYS is) because people (read; me and everyone and their brother) can count on her. Well in this particular case she was at the Airport making transportation arrangements for her Brother-in-Law’s casket to be returned to West Virginia.
At one point the Airline Clerk informed our Kate, that he might have to be bump her brother in laws body, as there was other cargo that needed to get there first. That Idiot Clerk never knew what hit him or his Boss. Our Kate just very quickly and closely explained to these Pinheads that under no uncertain terms were they NOT to “Bump the dead guy”, as his Elderly Mother was waiting for his body at the other end of this flight.