It’ll make you laugh…

When I was born I was so surprised I didn’t talk for a year and a half.       Gracie Allen 

Go, and never darken my towels again.        Groucho Marx

I could dance with you until the cows come home. On second thought I’d rather dance with the cows until you come home.         Groucho Marx

Either this man is dead or my watch has stopped.        Groucho Marx

Always do right. This will gratify some people and astonish the rest.           Mark Twain

Never hold discussions with a monkey when the Organ Grinder is in the room.       Winston Churchill

Men occasionally stumble over the truth, but most of them pick themselves up and hurry off as if nothing happened.     Winston Churchill

Suppose you were an Idiot and suppose you were a member of Congress. But I repeat myself.          Mark Twain

Humor is the great thing, the saving thing. The minute it crops up, all our irritations and resentments slip away and a sunny spirit takes their place.        Mark Twain

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