“You can’t eat and cry at the same time.” says Wild Bill (father of 8 girls)

   My Father used to tell us that as we snuffled over Ice Cream or Pie or whatever he could find to throw at a crying girl.

   He also used to tell us that he knew just how hard it was to be a girl, as he used to be one himself.

   Then one day when things were really rough, he kissed his elbow and Kaboom!!!  He turned into a boy.

   But he could remember just how really tough it had been…