Nature abhors a vacuüm, but not as much as cats do. Jacquelyn Mitchard
In order to keep a true perspective of one’s importance, everyone should have a dog that will worship him and a cat that will ignore him. Dereke Bruce
Cats regard people as warm-blooded furniture. Jacquelyn Mitchard
Cats seem to go on the principle that it never does any harm to ask for what you want. Joseph Wood Krutch
I had been told that the training procedure with cats was difficult. It’s not. Mine had me trained in two days. Bill Dana
I have studied many philosophers and many cats. The wisdom of the cats is infinitely superior. Hippolyte Taine
I have felt cats rubbing their faces against mine and touching my cheek with claws carefully sheathed. These things, to me, are expressions of love. James Herriot
If toast always lands butter side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it? Stephen Wright
Photograph Courtesy of Michael Schwartz Library , Cleveland State University Library, Cleveland Press Collection
